Matthew Jennings

Grab the big shoes and pile into the car

Discussion created by Matthew Jennings on Feb 6, 2018
Latest reply on Jun 22, 2018 by chofer@morainepark.edu

Ladies and gentlemen; boys and girls, step right up and let's see who is the funniest clown in the #InstructureCarn!

 

As some may or may not know there was once a live forum, and in that forum was a place for Dad Jokes. I may have told one or two jokes in that spot and have definitely missed it through the last few months. So since there is a carnival a comin', I thought I would give people a chance to stretch their funny bone. If you have a good, funny, CLEAN joke* or GIF - share it with us!

 

I'll get us started with a few

 

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate.
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Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
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A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around.
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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless.

 

 

*as per Dad Joke protocol, the good & funny parts are optional, but please keep it clean.

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