Panda Jokes (Keep them Clean)

Discussion created by Champion on Apr 17, 2015
Latest reply on Apr 24, 2019 by Beth Crook


I'll start...


A guy is driving his pick-up truck through a small town, and he's got a panda in the front seat with him.  The guy spots a police officer, pulls over, and tells the officer he found a panda just walking along the road.  Now the guy is wondering what to do with the panda.  The police officer says, "Well, take it to the zoo, I guess."


The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the panda again in the front seat.  Both are wearing baseball caps.  The policeman pulls him over and says, "I thought you were going to take that panda to the zoo?" The man replied, "I did...and we had such a good time at the zoo that I took him to a baseball game."