I'm a modern man, a man for the century. Fire walker but smoke free, diversified multi-cultural, anatomically and ecologically correct. I've been up linked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet and pushing the envelope. Teacher, lifeguard, hiker, fresh water fisherman, DIY wannabe, instructional designer, law degree, writer, always voter, supporter of the underdog, closeted artist. You can't shut me up. You can't dumb me down because I'm tireless and I'm wireless, I'm a secular humanist who knows, understands, and respects the spiritual threads in life. I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing—a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I've got glide in my stride. Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinin', jiving and groovin, wailin' and winnin'. I don’t snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt and I'm hangin' tough, over and out!
