Dad Jokes.Succeeding

[mjennings]

In the spirit of Grab the big shoes and pile into the car‌, I would like to continue your daily dose of laughter. We all know it is the best medicine and far to often we all take ourselves to serious. So this is the place were your next joke can be shared or found. I'll get us started once again.

Why don’t teddy bears ever really eat at their picnics? Because they’re already stuffed.
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Why did the balloon go near the needle? He wanted to be a pop star.
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Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory? Hundreds of soles were lost!

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