@ssuerth ...
I can see how this would be frustrating. There is an existing Feature Idea located at:
Add new module items directly at intended location
This seems to be similar to what you are asking for in Canvas. Right now, the entire Feature Idea process is being temporarily halted until the beginning of February. So, if you can hang on for a little bit longer, then the Feature Idea process will re-open after Instructure does some work on their end...which you can read more about here: Idea Conversations: The Path Forward.
I know this might not be the answer you were looking for, but I hope it helps to answer your question.