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mjennings
Community Champion

Grab the big shoes and pile into the car

Ladies and gentlemen; boys and girls, step right up and let's see who is the funniest clown in the #InstructureCarn!

As some may or may not know there was once a live forum, and in that forum was a place for Dad Jokes. I may have told one or two jokes in that spot and have definitely missed it through the last few months. So since there is a carnival a comin', I thought I would give people a chance to stretch their funny bone. If you have a good, funny, CLEAN joke* or GIF - share it with us!

I'll get us started with a few

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate.
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Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
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A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around.
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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless.

*as per Dad Joke protocol, the good & funny parts are optional, but please keep it clean.

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mjennings
Community Champion

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hensonj
Community Participant

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable

mjennings
Community Champion

Here is some advice, don't spell "part" backwards. Click here to learn why.

hensonj
Community Participant

mjennings
Community Champion

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
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What do you call a mountain where people never sleep? Mt Neverest.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

jbourne31
Community Participant

Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbered groups? ...... Because they just. Can't. Even.

stuart_ryan
Community Coach
Community Coach

*cracks knuckles*

I can

stuart_ryan
Community Coach
Community Coach

Also... wow wow wow  @mjennings ‌, you *may* have told *one or two* jokes?!?

*falls out of his chair laughing*... yes... one or two... lets go with that!

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