Grab the big shoes and pile into the car

[mjennings]

Ladies and gentlemen; boys and girls, step right up and let's see who is the funniest clown in the #InstructureCarn!

As some may or may not know there was once a live forum, and in that forum was a place for Dad Jokes. I may have told one or two jokes in that spot and have definitely missed it through the last few months. So since there is a carnival a comin', I thought I would give people a chance to stretch their funny bone. If you have a good, funny, CLEAN joke* or GIF - share it with us!

I'll get us started with a few

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate.
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Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
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A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around.
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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless.

*as per Dad Joke protocol, the good & funny parts are optional, but please keep it clean.

[mjennings]

[hensonj]

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable

[mjennings]

Here is some advice, don't spell "part" backwards. Click here to learn why.

[hensonj]

heres a good one

[mjennings]

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.
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What do you call a mountain where people never sleep? Mt Neverest.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

[jbourne31]

Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbered groups? ...... Because they just. Can't. Even.

[stuart_ryan]

*cracks knuckles*

[stuart_ryan]

Also... wow wow wow  @mjennings ‌, you *may* have told *one or two* jokes?!?

*falls out of his chair laughing*... yes... one or two... lets go with that!

[mjennings]